Fucking Brilliant!

GASP!

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:29:32 -0400

Okay, so we all know the elections are coming up in November, and Mitt Romney will be running. Now, I really think he shouldn’t win. He’s against everything post 13the century but the technology. But that’s nothing compared to the truth I’m going to reveal to you now…

So, lets start off simple. He is named Mitt. What type of people in the right mind would name their child Mitt? Unless he didn’t have parents— he was born as an oven mitt!

He used to be an oven mitt, but due to an alien abduction hidden by the government, he was turned into a human!

Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t want an article of clothing running my country. He’ll try to start passing laws which disallow oven mitts, as it’s cruel to his people. Then it’ll get even more extreme… No clothes touching any man or woman’s genitals, under penalty of life in prison for rape/molestation. These two laws will combine to make sure that there is a much higher birth rate for humans, creating nationwide poverty and starvation, due to overpopulation; No condoms may be worn, preventing most sex. Men might be saying “So what? I can just **********!”, but that’s where you’re wrong! The lack of oven mitts will result in badly burned hands, preventing any form of self-pleasure, forcing men to give in to their urges by having intercourse! Once this has been done, he will move on to the next country with a different persona (blazer grabeson, Hat Hertzton?) and continue his reign of terror, until every country abolishes voting and monarchies Once those rulers die, Mitt (Or possibly Boot at that time) will rise up above the world, with the richest countries with the most well trained armies (US, UK, Germany) completely obliterated due to hunger, and RULE OVER THE WORLD!!!

So please, for all of humanity’s sake, Don’t vote for romney. Vote for Obama. He’s pretty good, and has given us a few neat rage faces!

-Your friend,

thestickystickman.

thedailymeme: Rage comic Google, what’re you...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:10:01 -0400

thedailymeme:

Rage comic

Google, what’re you smokin’?

sofapizza: mmm-hmmm Trololololol

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:43:27 -0400

sofapizza:

mmm-hmmm

Trololololol

sofapizza: x-treme fetch

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:30:37 -0500

sofapizza:

x-treme fetch

Sssssss…

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:09:25 -0500

Sssssss…

Minecraft - Scott Pilgrim Animation by ~LNearMelloMatt Requested...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:08:26 -0500

Minecraft - Scott Pilgrim Animation by ~LNearMelloMatt

Requested by me, made by LNearMelloMatt on deviantart. 100% minecraft.

Hey, I know! why don’t I become a giant bullet and kill...

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:15:26 -0500

Hey, I know! why don’t I become a giant bullet and kill everyone!

fish and shipsshot

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:13:15 -0500

fish and ships*shot*

i shall consume… consume… CONSUME ALL THE THINGS!

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:12:09 -0500

i shall consume… consume… CONSUME ALL THE THINGS!

I was bored so I made this…

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:04:45 -0500

I was bored so I made this…

sofapizza: Ugh this is going to interfere with my nonstop...

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:37:31 -0500

sofapizza:

Ugh this is going to interfere with my nonstop eating & sleeping.

sofapizza: pleatedjeans:via Every night in my dreams.. I see...

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 13:45:02 -0500

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:via
Every night in my dreams.. I see you.. I feeeeeeel you

thedailymeme: Scumbag Dad

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:27:15 -0500

thedailymeme:

Scumbag Dad

derplodge: Scumbag Sun

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:46:52 -0500

derplodge:

Scumbag Sun

Holy...

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:11:25 -0500

Two things about this.

1:Skills…

2:get a life.

Photo

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:36:59 -0500